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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-06-2006, 02:24 PM Thread Starter
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Honeymoon night!

> Honeymoon at Home:

Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back

>> to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night
> > together.
> >
> > In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his
> > breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his
> > mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No".
> > Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
> > His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to
> > school."
> >
> > Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up
> > yet?"
> >
> > She replies, "No."
> >
> > Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
> >
> > His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch And go
> > back to school." ; After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are
> > Fred and Mary up yet?"
> >
> > His mom says, "No."
> >
> > He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
> >
> > His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
> >
> > He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I
> > think.....
> >
> > I gave him my airplane glue."

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-06-2006, 02:26 PM
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that broad is gonna have one sore cornhole.

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Most airplane glues have an low tolerance of stick to the rectal skin area - Trust me on this one - She'll be fine

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Originally Posted by Bug
Most airplane glues have an low tolerance of stick to the rectal skin area - Trust me on this one - She'll be fine


But how is it on lips and bewbies?

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But how is it on lips and bewbies?
I don't apply it to my sausage tits ass they are tooo hairy and the removal is painfull - Again, I ask for trust on this one

As for the lips, not sure - I never last that long

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