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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 09-07-2006, 04:14 PM Thread Starter
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Talking Time to change it up a bit!!

Enjoy guys!!!! Been seeing a lot of guys bashing women, so I must do something about it!!

Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.

Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.

Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.

Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. They don't stop and ask for directions.

Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.

Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.

Q. What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man?
A. Lazy

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post #2 of 24 (permalink) Old 09-07-2006, 04:19 PM
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I do loves me a sluty chicken!

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post #3 of 24 (permalink) Old 09-07-2006, 04:22 PM
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I do loves me a sluty chicken!
Yeah that was one of the special at the Chinese place last night. They have great take out
post #4 of 24 (permalink) Old 09-07-2006, 04:28 PM
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Yeah that was one of the special at the Chinese place last night. They have great take out
The one I go to has great "put in" as well!

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Them are SUPPOSED to bash us men???


I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later!!
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doesn't Tom's bike need washing Gixx?





ohhh shit, i'm in trouble now

I'm soooo kidding

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Q. Why haven't they sent any women to the moon?

A. Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
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doesn't Tom's bike need washing Gixx?





ohhh shit, i'm in trouble now

I'm soooo kidding


Does't your GF...............Oh wait you have no pussy! SORRY!

And for the record.....I have cleaned Tom's bike for him while he was out of town, just to be nice ...so there!!!

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post #9 of 24 (permalink) Old 09-07-2006, 04:47 PM
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Does't your GF...............Oh wait you have no pussy! SORRY!

And for the record.....I have cleaned Tom's bike for him while he was out of town, just to be nice ...so there!!!
Yea he does, He's got the slumpbuster from Bamboo chasing him


I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later!!
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Yea he does, He's got the slumpbuster from Bamboo chasing him
Okay lemme re-phrase......CLEAN-GOOD.....pussy

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haters!

Cheyenne wouldn't know good pussy if it sat on his face

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haters!

Cheyenne wouldn't know good pussy if it sat on his face
I'm not touching this comment..as much as I wanna


I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later!!
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holy hell! I so have to bite my tounge

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holy hell do i have to bite my tounge
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!


REP SENT!!!


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haters!

Cheyenne wouldn't know good pussy if it sat on his face
You couldn't get pussy even if you went to the cat show with your nutsack full of canip!

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I'm gonna hang out with Thunderstuck this weekend. He will show me the way!



Viva la figa!

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I'm gonna hang out with Thunderstuck this weekend. He will show me the way!
BaWaHaHaHaHa G'Luck Bro, Ya gonna NEED it


I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later!!
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lol

this thread was my good laugh for the day, time for a nap!

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I'm gonna hang out with Thunderstuck this weekend. He will show me the way!



Viva la figa!
YEAH! Show you how to make them run away SCREAMING!!!

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SO, I am confused.... what bashed men in there?

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SO, I am confused.... what bashed men in there?
It's okay, I understand your confusion....The words; track, track day, nesba, racing, etc, etc were not included in that post. I'll try better next time!

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Now that was funny!

Rep for ya cutie!

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It's okay, I understand your confusion....The words; track, track day, nesba, racing, etc, etc were not included in that post. I'll try better next time!





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