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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-08-2006, 08:14 AM Thread Starter
Enjoying Life!!
 
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Cool Pole Dance Face Plant

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post #2 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-08-2006, 08:17 AM
Ooooooooohhh!!!!
 
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Lol I am no pimp. I am married and have no game.
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post #3 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-08-2006, 08:22 AM
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heeheee, she's stupid.

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post #4 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-08-2006, 08:25 AM
Seriously?
 
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omg!!! What a clutz!

Bikes can be replaced...people can't...ride safe!!
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post #5 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-08-2006, 08:56 AM
Sarcasm in every post.
 
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heeheee, she's stupid.
Come on give her a little credit. She went all the way to the top of the pole.


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post #6 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-08-2006, 09:04 AM
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post #7 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-08-2006, 09:09 AM
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Ok, I read the text... what kind of "event" was that?

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post #8 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-08-2006, 09:18 AM
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Ok, I read the text... what kind of "event" was that?

Don't you remember? That was your coming out of the closet party!

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post #9 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-08-2006, 09:42 AM
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Oh yeah, coming out to see the strippers...

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post #10 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-08-2006, 09:44 AM
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i want my dollar back!



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post #11 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-08-2006, 10:22 AM
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That will buff right out.

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post #12 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-08-2006, 10:29 AM
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That was some funny shit.

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post #13 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-08-2006, 10:30 AM
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Kinda turned me on

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post #14 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-08-2006, 11:07 AM
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Kinda turned me on
No shit I think Im in love!

Even heroes know when to be scared.
..As I shifted into 6th, I forgot every f'in thing she said..
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I'd let him pee in my butt
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post #15 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-10-2006, 09:53 PM
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Nice
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post #16 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-10-2006, 10:38 PM
Slower Traffic Keep Right
 
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That's what she gets for listening to Rap music

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post #17 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-10-2006, 10:45 PM
1 piece at a time
 
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hahaha talk about embarrassing

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post #18 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-10-2006, 10:49 PM
Done got slower
 
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love the slow motion sound effects....

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post #19 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-10-2006, 11:03 PM
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She definately was entertaining.

Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

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Poor floor...



Poor pole

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