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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-14-2006, 02:26 PM Thread Starter
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Haha

President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
a man walks in and sees them.
He asks the barman "aren't those Bush and Rumsfeld ?"
"Yep" the barman answers.
the man walks over to them and says " what an honor to have you here."
"What are you doing here ?"
"We're planning World War 3 " Rumsfeld replies.
"oh yeah, and what's going to happen ?" the mans asks.
"Well, we'll kill about 140 million arabs and one blonde gril with big boobs" Bush replies.
" One blonde girl with big boobs" the man shouts "Why the hell would you kill a blonde girl with big boobs ?"
Bush looks at Rumsfeld and says " you see, nobody cares about the 140 million arabs !"


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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-14-2006, 02:27 PM
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post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-14-2006, 02:30 PM
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nice.

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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-14-2006, 02:35 PM
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"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-14-2006, 02:37 PM
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Didn't see that comin'

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