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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-17-2006, 08:50 AM Thread Starter
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Dear Abby,
> I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
> what could be a crucial decision.
> I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating
> on me. The usual rings, but if I answer, the caller
> hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently,
> although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some
> friends from work, you don't know them."
> I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but
> she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car
> leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the
> rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?
> I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This
> caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the
> phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that
> I should never touch her personal property, then accused me of
> trying to spy on her.
> Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep
> down I just didn't want to know th e truth, but last night she went out
> again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to
> park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the garage and then hide
> behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner
> when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
> motorcycle that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through
> the gasket between the rear head and rocker arm cover.
> this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I
> should take it back to the dealer?

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oh man iono why i think thats so funny but i'm almost crying laughing so hard.

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