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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-17-2006, 09:34 AM Thread Starter
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> DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE
>
>>Harvey and Gladys are getting ready for bed.
>>
>> Gladys is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a
>>long, hard look
>>at herself.
>> "You know, Harvey," she comments. "I stare into this mirror
>> and I see an ancient creature.
>> My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag so much that they dangle
>>to my waist.
>>My arms
>> and legs are as flabby as popped balloons, and...my butt looks
>>like a sad, deflated
>>version
>> of the Hindenburg!" My body has just gone to hell in a hand
>>basket!
>>
>> She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just
>>one
>>positive thing about
>> my body so I can feel better about myself."
>>
>> Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a
>>soft, thoughtful
>>voice,
>> "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
>>
>> He never heard the gunshot.

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