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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-18-2006, 08:25 AM Thread Starter
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Dont mess with fate.

This biker lady has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, new roads to ride, she figured she might as well look even nicer.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While riding her motorcycle home, she was run into by a delivery truck and killed. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40+ years? How come you didn't pull me out of the path of that freakin' truck?"

























































God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-18-2006, 08:57 AM
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-18-2006, 12:03 PM
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