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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-19-2006, 11:45 PM Thread Starter
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Some guys are just too stupid to keep quiet

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.

He's rather shocked because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says "Do you Know me?"

To which she replies "I think you're the father of one of my children."

Now his mind races back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, "My God! Are you that stripper that I fucked on top of the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your stage partner whipped my ass with a wet celery stalk. . . and then rammed a carrot stick up my asshole?!?! "

She looks into his eyes and calmly says "No. . . I'm your son's mathteacher."

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