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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-28-2006, 10:41 AM Thread Starter
 
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Poem: Venus vs. Mars

WOMAN'S POEM...

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash,
won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


MAN'S POEM...

I pray for a deaf-mute
nymphomaniac with huge boobs
Who owns a liquor store and
a golf course. This
Doesn't rhyme and I don't
give a shit.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-28-2006, 12:15 PM
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Dude, I just posted the same thing, look like 6 posts down...Course, that means I think it's funny
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-28-2006, 12:24 PM
 
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+1 on the deaf-mute!
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-28-2006, 12:31 PM
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lol

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