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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-02-2006, 11:52 AM Thread Starter
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A man escapes from a prison

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.


He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.


Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of
bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the
bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and
goes into the bathroom. While he is in there, the husband whispers over
to his wife:

"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!

He has probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman
in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't
resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter
how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he could kill us both. Be strong, honey I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering
my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if
we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong
honey.....


I love you, too."

<---- Andy

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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-02-2006, 11:55 AM
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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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The wife needs to get it in the pooper next.

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Somone's wife isn't very exploritory, hahaha. Nice story!
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The wife needs to get it in the pooper next.
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