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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-02-2006, 01:15 PM Thread Starter
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Kitchen B*tch!

The Kitchen Bitch
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>>A mother was working in the kitchen listening
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>>to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric
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>>train in the living room. She heard the train stop
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>>and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who
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>>want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the
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>>last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are
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>>getting on, get your asses in the train...cause
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>>we're going down the tracks."

>>The horrified mother went in and told her son,
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>>"We don't use that kind of language in this house.
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>>Now I want you to go to your room and you are to
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>>stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may
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>>play with your train...but I want you to use nice language."

>>Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
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>>resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped
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>>and the mother he! ard her son say...

>>"All passengers, please remember your things,
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>>thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We
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>>hope you will ride with us again soon."
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>>She heard her little darling continue..."For
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>>those of you just boarding, remember, there is no
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>>smoking in the train. We hope you will have a
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>>pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

>>As the mother began to smile, the child added,
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>>"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO
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>>HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen

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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-02-2006, 01:19 PM
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Ooooooooohhh!!!!
 
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