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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-02-2006, 07:54 PM Thread Starter
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Talking I have to lay someone off :)

>>>> >The Boss Had to Fire Somebody
>>>> > >
>>>> > > He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra
>>>> > > or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were
>>>> > > both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he
>>>> > > decided he would fire the first one who used the
>>>> > > water cooler the next morning.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > Debra came in the next morning with a horrible
>>>> > > hang-over after partying all night. She went to the
>>>> > > cooler to take an aspirin.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > The Boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never
>>>> > > done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."
>>>> > >
>>>> > > "Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-02-2006, 10:09 PM
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bwahahahahaha!!

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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-02-2006, 11:43 PM
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i'd keep that employee...

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i'd keep that employee...

+1 She's gonna feel better eventually.

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