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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 07-01-2003, 02:27 PM Thread Starter
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new position

Some cowboys were out on the range talking about their favorite
sex positions. After listening to the pros and cons of the various ones
brought up, one of the cowboys finally says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo
position best."
"I don't think I've ever heard of that one," says another.
"Neither have I," says a third. "What is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on all fours, and you
mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each
one of her breasts in your hands, and you whisper in her ear, "Boy,
these feel just like your sister's. Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds."

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 07-01-2003, 02:31 PM
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haha

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Where's that guy with the "welcome to last week" pic??

Still funny though

<-------- Jeff


Hey baby! You ever been on the back of an expensive sportbike??


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pirate- first time i heard it, but hopefully this'll make ur day
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Originally posted by Jcaloncagon
pirate- first time i heard it, but hopefully this'll make ur day
Thanks man! Sometimes that's just funnier. I was laying on the couch last night, and that picture popped into my head. I lost it! Too funny!!!

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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 07-02-2003, 03:16 AM
freaking newbies, man there slow, ha ha ha
 
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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 07-02-2003, 03:20 AM
how do i get my knee down without falling off?
 
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Pete that sh!t was to funny. That one HURT
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