Some cowboys were out on the range talking about their favorite
sex positions. After listening to the pros and cons of the various ones
brought up, one of the cowboys finally says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo
"I don't think I've ever heard of that one," says another.
"Neither have I," says a third. "What is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on all fours, and you
mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each
one of her breasts in your hands, and you whisper in her ear, "Boy,
these feel just like your sister's. Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds."