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A woman goes into a lawyer's office.......

A woman goes into a lawyer's office and says,
"I heard people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer,
and McDonalds for making them fat."
The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true".
The woman says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too".
The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonalds, or the tobacco companies?"
The woman says, "Neither. I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly
people I've slept with."

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