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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-28-2003, 09:55 PM Thread Starter
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A skinny little white guy goes ..........

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this HUGE African American guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say! to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said, 'Turn around'!"


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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-28-2003, 10:02 PM
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holy crap thats funny.



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I thought from the subject line you were gonna say something about me! :lol

Great joke!
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I guess the white guy wasn't gay.

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Now that was funny
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that was frieakin hilareous (sp?)
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