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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-30-2003, 10:10 PM Thread Starter
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An American tourist in London found himself needing to take
a leak something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't
find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down
one of the side streets to take care of business.

Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up.
"Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked.

"I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really gotta take
a leak."

"You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow
me."

The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots
of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said
the policeman, "whiz away."

The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started
pissing on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning
toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this
British courtesy?"

"No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."

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so funny!!!

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freaking newbies, man there slow, ha ha ha
 
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