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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-31-2003, 10:46 AM Thread Starter
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A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing

>happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
>When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided
>to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he instructed
>his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought
>this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was
>delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to
>God, which read:
>Dear God:
>Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some
>reason you sent it through Washington, DC. and those assholes deducted
>$95.00 in taxes.
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-31-2003, 03:25 PM
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-31-2003, 03:54 PM
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2003 Katana GSX 600
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-31-2003, 06:26 PM
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-25-2013, 09:03 PM
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think they are up to 98 dollars now

Join the NRA, help protect our Second Amendment rights
GO Bears!!!!!!!!
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-25-2013, 09:55 PM
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-26-2013, 07:34 AM
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