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Top 10 things Jimmy spenser needs to know if he goes to jail

Ok, I'm a Jimmy Spencer fan but some of these are pretty funny.


Top ten things Jimmy Spencer needs to know if he goes to jail

10. In Jail, rubbin' AIN'T racin!

9. Jail is no place to have a nickname like "Mr. Excitement."

8. In jail, the jackman ain't your friend.

7. In jail, Snicker bars ARE your friend.

6. Jail is not a place you want to finish first

5. In jail, the bump 'n run is not an acceptable move.

4. Jail is no place for a man who never forgets.

3. "My name is not Ned Beatty"

2. Whenever possible, ask to be cellmates with the skinny guy with the big ears strapped in the driver's seat.

1. In jail, you don't WANT to sit on the pole.


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