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Zombie Assult Preparedness Vehicle... wow...

As I'm looking through a couple Ford Explorer forums for info on the latest model, I stumble across a thread on making a ZAPV (Zombie Assult Preapredness Vehicle). Here's what started the thread...
http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/...d.php?t=226875





but a few pages in I came across this...


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Since this was a drill had to leave the doors open in case of zombies. I may redo the pic with my underarmor headgear. not sure tho.

Reminds me of that motivational poster those white gangster kids about making your stupidity more easily available

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what a toolbox,

the exploder is one of the worse vehicles to choose, its tippy, especially on firestones. not exactly somethign you want happening when escaping a horde.

horrible gas milage is another concern

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Lack of a chain guy is also of high concern. I'd feel much safer in this vehicle:


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Looks like he added a custom console too...


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lmao that's his desk!!!
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apparently he keeps his garbage can with his desk

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i love those vatozone type R seat covers
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...so I can drive it off a cliff.
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lmao that's his desk!!!
that WAS his desk! haha..

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that WAS his desk! haha..
I have the same desk in my room.
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sorta read something from Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide about this...

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i love those vatozone type R seat covers
@ vatozone.

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Wait.......

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I filled all of the holes left by the plastic with bondo or expanding insulation foam
I'm not sure if that's redneck ingenuity or just laziness.


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It is the essential vehicle to use in case of a zombie outbreak, it can drive long distances, prevent rust, clime mountains, find high ground, and cover your sent from the brain eating bastards
If you're going to be instructing others on how to survive the zombie apocalypse you should probably figure out how to spell climb and use the right "scent". I had to read this sentence 3 times to figure out what he was getting at, I'd have been eaten by then.

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why are you looking at explorers? I have one, and I wouldn't buy another one.

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why are you looking at explorers? I have one, and I wouldn't buy another one.
We ended up not buying it - just one of the options she was interested in.

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