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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-21-2009, 11:19 PM Thread Starter
Eat a bag o' dix!
 
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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-22-2009, 12:21 AM
I am the Stig.
 
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post #3 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-22-2009, 08:01 AM
Mmmmmm....
 
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Bwahahaha. "She is a woman". Me likey.

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard wrapped in tin foil.
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On a test I was asked what Mozarts wife name. I said Mrs. Mozart, and got half credit.
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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-22-2009, 08:59 AM
Irony helps us play!
 
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"Asexual reproduction... OK class, who was the first person to suggest the idea of reproduction without sex?"

"your wife"

Everyone Exaggerates

We're being taken for a ride... agaaaaaaain.....


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"Asexual reproduction... OK class, who was the first person to suggest the idea of reproduction without sex?"

"your wife"
Fast Times at Ridgemount High. Nice.
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Fast Times at Ridgemount High. Nice.
War Games...

To be more accurate, the exact quote was:

"Who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex?"

Everyone Exaggerates

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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-22-2009, 11:06 AM
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For some reason, I think that if Rob and I had a son, these would be his answers on tests.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

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post #12 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-22-2009, 11:06 AM
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Take it to the STREETS!
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post #13 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-22-2009, 11:33 AM
Make my day!!!!!
 
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War Games...

To be more accurate, the exact quote was:

"Who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex?"
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