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post #1 of 28 (permalink) Old 10-22-2009, 11:10 PM Thread Starter
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shit my dad says

This is awesome.

I'm Justin. I'm 29. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says:

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post #2 of 28 (permalink) Old 10-22-2009, 11:20 PM
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"Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking

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he's like a mix of the dad from Everybody Loves Raymond and Archie Bunker... haha

"I and the Public know, what all schoolchildren learn
Those to whom evil is done, do evil in return"
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Wait, are you sure this isn't Thunderstruck?

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Kid's 29. His Dad is 73. The dad has probably done some wild $hit in his life.

Who intentionally has a kid at 44? And at that age, how can it be an accident?

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Wait, are you sure this isn't Thunderstruck?
It's not "stream of consciousness" writing and there aren't nearly enough ellipses

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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

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post #14 of 28 (permalink) Old 10-23-2009, 10:43 AM
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Awesome



"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."

Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

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Make my day!!!!!
 
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I F'n love it!

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Been following that guy for a while - Funny as hell

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Pierced & tattooed freak!
 
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Finally! Senility has a voice!

Dante: [to Randal] You never go ass-to-mouth!
Randal: [to Dante] Would you grow up!
Becky: [to Dante] OK, I'm only telling you this because we're friends, but sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass-to-mouth.
Randal: [chuckling] Ha! I knew it.
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post #18 of 28 (permalink) Old 10-23-2009, 12:32 PM
he who is absent foreskin
 
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I love the one about the parking ticket. "You're not fighting for civil rights, you double parked. Just pay the ticket"
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My Fav was the Woman "out of my leauge" comment - "Son let the woman decide that she is not going to fuck you, don't do it for her"

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post #25 of 28 (permalink) Old 02-19-2010, 05:50 PM
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hahahahaha,

Imagine these lines, as done by the incomparable William Shatner!
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-10...=2547-1_3-0-20

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post #26 of 28 (permalink) Old 02-19-2010, 06:10 PM Thread Starter
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hahahahaha,

Imagine these lines, as done by the incomparable William Shatner!
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wow; I should Tweet random crap and see if I can get a TV pilot.
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post #27 of 28 (permalink) Old 02-19-2010, 06:43 PM
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Kid's 29. His Dad is 73. The dad has probably done some wild $hit in his life.

Who intentionally has a kid at 44? And at that age, how can it be an accident?
I was going to make fun of this until I realized that I am 32 and my dad is 76

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