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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 10-23-2009, 10:28 AM Thread Starter
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T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T

A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied,

She looked puzzled and repeated,
"T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered,

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,

The man smiled back to her and once again,

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God,It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered,
"'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'-- duuhhh.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

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women, lol

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Im bringing my gym shoes so I can surf the roof.....

ooooooo. I need a cape.
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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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because blondes are stereotypically less intelligent than other females. she thought the day was friday when indeed it was thursday. hence the male telling her a different acronym.

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I just saw my first episode of the office the other day.. and this was the premise of it...

Dwight Schrute: I don't have to see you tomorrow or Sunday, and please don't call me and we'll see how things go on Monday.
Jim Halpert: Wait one thing... um... by tomorrow you mean Saturday, right?
Dwight Schrute: Uh, duh.
Jim Halpert: [to the camera] Today is Thursday, but Dwight thinks that it's Friday... and that's what I'll be working on this afternoon.
it was kind of funny if you wanna see the episode... ^^^
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post #16 of 16 (permalink) Old 10-27-2009, 01:35 AM
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women, lol
lol strongly agree

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