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post #1 of 44 (permalink) Old 10-23-2009, 12:38 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 44 (permalink) Old 10-23-2009, 12:39 PM
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joliet comes with free booze!! I know where my vote is going!

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more cushion for the pushen. Thats all
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What Plainfield AKA Joiliet JR.
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Great Quote - One would think that the Secret Service was smart enough to get serviced secretly.

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more cushion for the pushen. Thats all
The bigger the waistband, the deeper the quicksand.. or so I've been told!

People take these things too seriously!
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Ms Joliet looks to be from WI!
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Hoooooray! ! ! ! Another belly ring thread!

Put 'NWS' in the title and we're off!






































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OMG! The one on the left is : Thanks!

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The bigger the waistband, the deeper the quicksand.. or so I've been told!
fixed -> The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand- or so I have read.

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Hoooooray! ! ! ! Another belly ring thread!

Put 'NWS' in the title and we're off!
Those are all safe at my job. Try harder.
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Ok, you search types, where the heck is my Official Belly Ring Thread that Kegger populated so well?!

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Great Quote - One would think that the Secret Service was smart enough to get serviced secretly.

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those bitches must look like shit when the makeup comes off.

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those bitches must look like shit when the makeup comes off.
and you wonder why you never get laid...

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oh i never wonder...

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Chicago 1, Joliet 0
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they build em a lil thicker on the southside. anyone whose been to a sox game knows this. thats why us cellular field has escalators to get in and haul the fat fucks up to the decks. and smooth ramps to exit so they can waddle back down to the parking lot.

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Ok, you search types, where the heck is my Official Belly Ring Thread that Kegger populated so well?!
'Ernie' deleted it forever. His royal highness was trying to teach me a lesson for ignoring NWS guidelines. Imagine that! A motorcycle forum having an interest in attractive women. I pleaded my case saying that in a work environment, the fact you're in a chat room at all is Not Work Safe. It fell on deaf ears and I was literally banned/blocked for thirty days.

Whatever. . . water under the bridge. It's in the past.

































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mmmm the one on the left in the OP is pure delicious yummy goodness

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The original Bellyring thread is gone... good god what is the matter with you people .. its ... Unamerican

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Where is Twisted, he was the best at this thread














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Ok, you search types, where the heck is my Official Belly Ring Thread that Kegger populated so well?!
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'Ernie' deleted it forever. His royal highness was trying to teach me a lesson for ignoring NWS guidelines. Imagine that! A motorcycle forum having an interest in attractive women. I pleaded my case saying that in a work environment, the fact you're in a chat room at all is Not Work Safe. It fell on deaf ears and I was literally banned/blocked for thirty days.

Whatever. . . water under the bridge. It's in the past.


guess it's not totally under the bridge and gone since you keep bringing it up. anybody seen my violin? I have to play another pity tune for Michael.

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The original Bellyring thread is gone... good god what is the matter with you people .. its ... Unamerican
it started out as a good thing but degenerated quickly when it started including posts that people reported, PMs were sent to desist which were ignored/debated and finally a 30 day ban to cool down the posts that would have even made pedobear blush.

This is the Funny Papers forum. Take it to The Hole - no probs there
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Personally, I prefer the shots with bikini or clothes on of the belly ring girls.

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:This is the Funny Papers forum. Take it to The Hole - no probs there

Whoops. Didn't realize the forum I was in.
We should start a new one. I really enjoyed the last one.. I didn't know about the end of it.

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Ok, you search types, where the heck is my Official Belly Ring Thread that Kegger populated so well?!
I tried to search for it and could not find it. That was an awesome thread. If that thread is gone, this is a good start to a new one but the old one had a lot of hard work in there and a lot of smoking hot women.

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