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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-24-2009, 10:05 AM Thread Starter
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Don't drink the water!

As Ben Franklin said:*
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink*
1 liter of water each day,*
At the end of the year we would have absorbed*
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria***
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However,*
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer*
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)*
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
**************
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health .
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:*
I'm doing it as a public service !

Living life! Because before you know it it is over!

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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