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post #1 of 70 (permalink) Old 11-05-2009, 08:24 AM Thread Starter
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Sorry cruiser riders.... you're too OLLLLD School.

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Looking for riders to start a bike club - $100 (schererville)

Looking for riders to start a bike club. Im trying to find people who would like to get together atleast once a week and go on a ride when the weather permits. There would be a little more to it once the group gets bigger of course. Not looking to start a motorcyclr gang where we are running drugs etc.... Just a club to go out and have a good time with. Im only interested in people with Crotch Rockets , sorry cruisers are to old school. Anyways if interested you can send me a email or call me at 219-798-6345 my name is Danny, hope t hear from ya soon and get out and do some riding!
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post #2 of 70 (permalink) Old 11-05-2009, 08:30 AM
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somebody email him and tell him to join CLSB

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Send him over to CR...
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post #6 of 70 (permalink) Old 11-05-2009, 08:40 AM
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Hahaha! I know who that is! He showed up at a few of the other site's bike nights and nearly killed half the group each time and pissed off the other half by doing other unsafe, ignorant shit. He somehow managed to get my phone number as well as a few others and started calling and texting us all the time to go riding. He is in his 40's, Indian, squids it all the time, sometimes brings his son who rides equally poorly and is usually on one of 3 different bikes. Unless you wanna get clipped, cut off, or have him park in the corner RIGHT in front of you, avoid this guy!

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Damn, that's no good. What's his name?

See my previous suggestion!
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"Danny" - it's in his CL ad. That and the phone number rang a bell - I checked an old bill and sure as shit - it's him. LOL. He brought a handful of squids to CR's BN with him a couple times and they really screwed things up nicely. Some of the folks on here will attest to it... heh. It got to the point where several of the members wouldn't ride with him if he was around and went to go do their own thing.
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Danny - it's in his CL ad. That and the phone number rang a bell - I checked an old bill and sure as shit - it's him. LOL. He brought a handful of squids to CR's BN with him a couple times and they really screwed things up nicely. Some of the folks on here will attest to it... heh. It got to the point where several of the members wouldn't ride with him if he was around and went to go do their own thing.
wow now that irony right now!!!!!

us old school people know what i am talking about!!



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Haha... ken's poor grammar is always a good laugh.... you should put that as a quote of facebook for 'deep intellectual thoughts'

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wow now that irony right now!!!!! - Odysseys
Anyways... the guy looks like a big tool. And from what it sounds like... he is. Someone call him up and do a no-show.
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Hey....he just wants to ride....geeeeez

I'll stay waaaaay over here
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Haha... ken's poor grammar is always a good laugh.... you should put that as a quote of facebook for 'deep intellectual thoughts'



Anyways... the guy looks like a big tool. And from what it sounds like... he is. Someone call him up and do a no-show.
how about i beat the shit outta you and post the video on youtube instead?


i like that idea



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how about i beat the shit outta you and post the video on youtube instead?


i like that idea
I got a camcorder and a 12 pack...

Sorry Will
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Hey....he just wants to ride....geeeeez

I'll stay waaaaay over here
So did a certain creepy ex-member...

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I got a camcorder and a 12 pack...

Sorry Will
lets fucken do it!

let him drink it to dumb the pain and ill crush the empty's on his head with my foot after he passes out



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I got a camcorder and a 12 pack...

Sorry Will
I haz beef jerky for the winnah.
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So did a certain creepy ex-member...
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is this his son


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Holy shit : I think I've ridden with that douchebag! I think he has a white gixxer now.

I just remember him saying to us after a demon run to the city that he hard time keeping up on, "You guys think I should put my helmet on?"

Me and my friends just looked at each other and laughed, got on our bikes and took off and left his stupid ass at the gas station.

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image v. substance. Some people want to be motorcyclists, others just want to be seen as motorcyclists.
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Dave(CB) should set-up a ride with him, then show up on his NAWS equipped magna and smoke his ass!

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I know Danny. He used to own a bunch of taxis. Nice guy. I used to go eat at his brother's restaurant on Devon all the time. Good guys really. Maybe you guys are the douchebags.
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I know Danny. He used to own a bunch of taxis. Nice guy. I used to go eat at his brother's restaurant on Devon all the time. Good guys really. Maybe you guys are the douchebags.
Well, he has a point, we ARE douchebags.

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I think he has a white gixxer now.
Yeah it is one of 3 he rides... I can't remember what the other one is but I think it is blue also.

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Good guys really. Maybe you guys are the douchebags.
He might be the best "good guy" in the world - but his group riding leaves much to be desired. He was repeatedly given advice from a number of people - very nicely, even - and acknowledged it and spoke at length, asked questions, etc... then would turn around in 5 minutes and go right back into the Old Routine. It usually takes a lot to un-nerve me about someones riding - but he did so consistently, and with a quickness. Some people just aren't meant to be on bikes. Danny ranks in the 5 that I have known over my entire lifetime. Just my $.02 - as un-qualified as it might be. :shrug:
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I know Danny. He used to own a bunch of taxis. Nice guy. I used to go eat at his brother's restaurant on Devon all the time. Good guys really. Maybe you guys are the douchebags.
Riding in a way that endangers others would most likely categorize someone as a 'douchebag'.
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Me and my friends just looked at each other and laughed, got on our bikes and took off and left his stupid ass at the gas station.
That's not very nice!!!
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