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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-10-2009, 10:39 PM Thread Starter
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So Fresh, So Dry


(teehee- I don't even have balls, probably why I think this is hilarious)
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Originally Posted by www.freshballs.com
Frank Brooks invented Fresh Balls for one reason .. well actually two. He, along with millions of other men, suffer from sweaty testicles. Mr. Brooks, and his team of chemists, created this cream, called Fresh Balls, to ease this embarrassing problem.

Fresh Balls is the first and only antiperspirant for your boys Its Aluminum Free, Paraben Free and Talc Free. It contains Oatmeal as an anti-irritant and Tea Tree Oil so its anti-bacterial as well. In other words, its perfect for your skin.

Fresh Balls is an easy to apply cream, so it wont clump on your skin or leave a powdery residue on your pants.

Fresh Balls is not available in stores, only through this website. It comes in a small gray tube, perfect for at home, or on-the-go.

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-11-2009, 08:27 AM
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-11-2009, 08:52 AM
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LOL. Shower-to-shower FTW!

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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-11-2009, 08:52 AM
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Ain't nobody dope as me my balls are so fresh so clean
(So fresh and so clean clean)
Don't you think I'm so sexy my balls are so fresh so clean
(So fresh and so clean clean)
Ain't nobody dope as me my balls are so fresh so clean
(So fresh and so clean clean)
I love when you stare at me my balls are so fresh so clean
(So fresh and so clean clean)


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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-11-2009, 08:54 AM
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