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Funny: It takes more than a degree to secure employment.

An office manager was given the task of hiring an
individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes
he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them one
question and their answer would determine who would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the
conference room table the
interviewer asked what is the fastest thing you
know of?" pointing to the man on his right.

The first man replied, "A thought. It pops into
your head. There's no
forewarning that it's on the way, it's just there.
A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And
now you sir?" he asked
the second man. "Hmm....let me see, A blink! It comes and goes and
you don't know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know
of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer "The blink of an eye. That's a very
popular cliche' for speed." As he turned to the third man who was
contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my Dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on
the wall there's a light switch, when you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light at
the barn comes on in an instant. Turning on a
light is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very impressed with the third
answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of
light." he said. Turning to the fourth man, he posed the question.
"After hearing the three previous answers, it's
obvious to me that the fastest thing known is diarrhea."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the
response. "Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see,
the other day I wasn't feeling so well, so I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could think, blink, or turn on the light, I shit in my pants!"
"He got the job. "
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