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Wow. Guy cant even talk to his own family without a teleprompter lol. And why did he call his own daughter by the wrong name. They said he called sasha jennifer. Not sure if thats his kid but the name rings a bell to me. Either way why not just say what you actually feel instead of what people want you to be. This guy FAILS

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Wow. Guy cant even talk to his own family without a teleprompter lol. And why did he call his own daughter by the wrong name. They said he called sasha jennifer. Not sure if thats his kid but the name rings a bell to me. Either way why not just say what you actually feel instead of what people want you to be. This guy FAILS
srsly?

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Wow. Guy cant even talk to his own family without a teleprompter lol. And why did he call his own daughter by the wrong name. They said he called sasha jennifer. Not sure if thats his kid but the name rings a bell to me. Either way why not just say what you actually feel instead of what people want you to be. This guy FAILS














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Wow. Guy cant even talk to his own family without a teleprompter lol. And why did he call his own daughter by the wrong name. They said he called sasha jennifer. Not sure if thats his kid but the name rings a bell to me. Either way why not just say what you actually feel instead of what people want you to be. This guy FAILS

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i read this there on the other day, and the scary thing is that there are people like that.

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Wow. Guy cant even talk to his own family without a teleprompter lol. And why did he call his own daughter by the wrong name. They said he called sasha jennifer. Not sure if thats his kid but the name rings a bell to me. Either way why not just say what you actually feel instead of what people want you to be. This guy FAILS
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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"its merely a tool to help him speak, blink and breathe."
Sometimes the President sends it alone on diplomatic missions. LOL

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