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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-23-2009, 04:55 PM Thread Starter
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Great Italian Sessy Time

The Jewish man said, 'Last week, my wife and I had great sex.
I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end!'

The Frenchman boasted, 'Last week when my wife and I had sex,
I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love
And she screamed for 10 minutes!'

The Italian man said, 'Well, last week my wife and I also had sex.
I rubbed her body all over with olive oil. We made love,
And she screamed for over six hours!'

The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked,
'What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?'

The Italian said.............


I wiped my hands on the bedspread.




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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-23-2009, 05:14 PM
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lol

a lot of peeps prolly wont get it....

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a lot of peeps prolly wont get it....
Who the hell wouldnt get this one?
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Who the hell wouldnt get this one?


i didnt mean ppl would not comprehend it....

i meant most ppl will not really appreciate how true this is...lol

r u happy now..

"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"

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LOL!!!

Shit... I use the wrong towel to whip my hands and I hear about it for days
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LOL!!!

Shit... I use the wrong towel to whip my hands and I hear about it for days

u r lucky to be alive my friend...

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LOL!!!

Shit... I use the wrong towel to wipe my hands and I hear about it for days
That's because you're not supposed to use to good ones for THAT!!!

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That's because you're not supposed to use to good ones for THAT!!!
You don't have designated hoochiecoochie towels?

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You don't have designated hoochiecoochie towels?
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