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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-30-2009, 09:46 AM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-30-2009, 09:48 AM
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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-30-2009, 10:43 AM
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Damn look how clean her room and closet is. I hope I have a daughter that is that neat

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I am so proud of her sibling that put that video on the interwebz for us to enjoy.
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Shame on the family for allowing that door to lay against the wall rather then having it properly place in the tracks. Notice it doesnt even line up with the track

I call fake she hits it to make it fall

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-30-2009, 11:40 AM
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-30-2009, 11:42 AM
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sibling was in the closet to make it fall lol
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-30-2009, 12:45 PM
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fuckin shit!!! i really wanted to see that stuffed animal dog show...

goddammit!!!

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fuckin shit!!! i really wanted to see that stuffed animal dog show...

goddammit!!!


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