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Four Presidents and The Wizard of Oz

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornadoand off they whirled to the land of OZ

They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard .

"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz? "


Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."

" No Problem! said the Wizard Who ' s next? "


Richard Nixon stepped forward,
"Well, I think I need a heart."

"Done!" says the Wizard.


"Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"


Up stepped George Bush and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."

"No problem! said the Wizard. Consider it done."


Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"Well, what do you want?"

"IS DOROTHY HERE?"



The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

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