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Talking Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

Since fall is just around the corner

50 degrees Fahrenheit (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably,
Canadians plant gardens.

35 degrees Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start,
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32 degrees Fahrenheit (0 C)
American water freezes,
Canadian water get thicker.

0 degrees Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat,
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60 degrees Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helen's freezes,
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100 degrees Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abondons the North Pole,
Canadians pull down ear flaps.

-173 degrees Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes,
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the beer keg.

-460 degrees Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500 degrees Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over,
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

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i saw this before only they used chicago instead of canada
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