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post #1 of 21 (permalink) Old 12-04-2009, 12:18 PM Thread Starter
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Caption this.... (NOT WORK SAFE)

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post #2 of 21 (permalink) Old 12-04-2009, 12:54 PM
CLSB's Florida Chapter.
 
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i just call that "awesome"

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i just call that "awesome"
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LOL!
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That site is cracking me up. Page 12, "Daddy's little girl" is fricken hilarious!
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post #6 of 21 (permalink) Old 12-04-2009, 01:55 PM
pfft.
 
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^ that is the best fuggin tat ever....not to have...

just to look at...

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post #8 of 21 (permalink) Old 12-04-2009, 02:46 PM
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I want to hunt this person down and hurt them :
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LOL! Where is Chunk? He should like this...

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lol.


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Every chick should be required by law to get these tattoos:


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post #13 of 21 (permalink) Old 12-05-2009, 12:35 AM
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WTF


aut cum scuto aut in scuto

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WTF

NYStrip Drapes.. it's all the rave lately...

Everyone Exaggerates

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post #15 of 21 (permalink) Old 12-05-2009, 01:56 AM
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Meat curtains.

And that's a T-bone!
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post #16 of 21 (permalink) Old 12-05-2009, 08:03 PM
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you guys are both dumb..,.

its..


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you guys are both dumb..,.

its..


its...

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I like this one..

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post #19 of 21 (permalink) Old 12-05-2009, 09:15 PM
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lol

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Meat curtains.

And that's a T-bone!
It's drawn wrong. It's actually drawn as 2 bone in NY Strips united with the T-Bone in a way you will NEVER find in nature because an actual T-Bone steak has the NYStrip on top and the remnants of a small tenderloin tail on the bottom. If the tenderloin portion is larger (and naturally more round) it's a Porterhouse (as you move down the spine and towards the ass (sirloin)). But, it's a cartoon/tattoo... carry on.

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post #21 of 21 (permalink) Old 12-06-2009, 12:25 AM
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lol
har har its a camel toe

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