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post #1 of 22 (permalink) Old 12-07-2009, 07:41 AM Thread Starter
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tips on askin for oral

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I am basking in the glow of the fact Jeff is up before 8 am. Nice work there pal!
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And the first thing I do is look for sex stuff.

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And the first thing I do is look for sex stuff.
You mean you actually DIDN'T fap first, upon waking up? Sheesh...
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You mean you actually DIDN'T fap first, upon waking up? Sheesh...
Never waste a hardon, never trust a fart.

Smartest thing Mao ever said.
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Never waste a hardon, never trust a fart.

Smartest thing Mao ever said.
It's from "The Bucket List"

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I am basking in the glow of the fact Jeff is up before 8 am. Nice work there pal!
thats forsure... or he just hasn't gone to bed yet
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lol. is there an applebee's by your house, jeff?

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There is an applebees on 95th street about 5 minutes away (10 if traveling by 2fiddy) from his house. I missed the joke.
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you need a girl to first ask for oral jeff.

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you need a girl to first ask for oral jeff.
Vern says boys give the best beejays. Just sayin'.
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Vern says boys give the best beejays. Just sayin'.
I'll take your word on that!

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There is an applebees on 95th street about 5 minutes away (10 if traveling by 2fiddy) from his house. I missed the joke.
from the "just the facts" section:

"Applebee's is known to be a frequent hangout for Cougars - read whatever you want into that."

jeff needs a cougar.

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you need a girl to first ask for oral jeff.
Holy shit no way!

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Some married people don't bother to ask.
Fixed

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i just go with the heavy hand approach.

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i just go with the heavy hand approach.
It does have it's benefits

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