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That's once...

May be a re-post... but made me chuckle!


A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary
on the beaches of Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had
long been the talk of the town.

People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple." The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man.
"We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona, and took a
trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far
when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down
at the horse and quietly said, That's once.'"

"We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled
again. Again my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' We
hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead."

I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the
poor animal like that, are you crazy?!?" She looked at ME, and quietly said, That's once."

And from that moment... we have lived happily every after."



The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 12-07-2009, 10:09 AM
^^^Bad for your hearing
 
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Now everytime i hear a woman say thats once, im gonna keep my mouth shut and head low lol

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