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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 12-09-2009, 12:05 AM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 24 (permalink) Old 12-09-2009, 12:13 AM
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British humor, gotta love it. ......and Triumphs, some of the women, and fish n chips. ....Oh and spitfires!

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post #5 of 24 (permalink) Old 12-09-2009, 12:47 AM Thread Starter
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British humor, gotta love it. ......and Triumphs, some of the women, and fish n chips. ....Oh and spitfires!
I REALLY like British women.

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I REALLY like British women.
Gotta love the mentality where a Fuck is just a Fuck...


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post #7 of 24 (permalink) Old 12-09-2009, 12:53 AM
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I REALLY like British women.
This is why I said some of 'em. There's others just like her roaming the countryside. Zombies they are.


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Why did you censor the title ya puss

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thats straight up the way it should be!!!

fucken women should walk around with signs on them if there taken.

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Why did you censor the title ya puss
look at the forum its in.


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post #14 of 24 (permalink) Old 12-09-2009, 07:56 AM
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I REALLY like British women.
you love pretty much anyone with a treasure trail that will give you a chance

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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fucken women should walk around with signs on them if there taken.

fucken time wasting bitchs
Doesn't mean a thing. Here's how it should work:

/ blah-blah-blah /
F: I have a boyfriend.
M: And I have a goldfish.
F: What???
M: Wait, I thought we were talking about shit that didn't matter.

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M: Wait, I thought we were talking about shit that didn't matter.
Haha! That's awesome




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post #17 of 24 (permalink) Old 12-09-2009, 09:25 AM
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Haha! That's awesome




Havent you been deleted yet.

And BTW FAIL on the youtube video

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go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #18 of 24 (permalink) Old 12-09-2009, 05:07 PM Thread Starter
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you love pretty much anyone with a treasure trail that will give you a chance
Not true, but close.

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The last running dog kick is the best

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The last running dog kick is the best
+1

I must of had a grin on my face for 10 minutes after that one.

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Been there done that.... Just didn't say it

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bitches always bring up their boyfriend when the conversation is vaguely relevant. like i could say "yea i used to take flight lessons out of midway" and the girl will be like "oh ya? my boyfriend just flew out of midway 2 years ago for a trip to vegas."

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Wow, even that dog-punting part would make a PETA member laugh their ass off! LOL

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