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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-09-2009, 09:29 AM Thread Starter
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Scam!

Subject: Clever scam

THIS IS SERIOUS!!

A warning for those friends, husbands and/or boyfriends who may be regular Home Depot customers.

This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your timber & hardware. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them & offer them a tip, they say 'No' & instead ask you for a ride to McDonald's.You agree & they get in the backseat. On the way, they remove all of their clothes & start making out.Then one of them climbs over into the front seat & starts crawling
all over you. She then takes off your pants & throws them into the backseat. While the one is keeping you distracted the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, then again on the 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also, September 1st, 7th, twice on the 8th, & again on the 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th. Then on October 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 6th, three times last Saturday & very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Target has wallets on sale $2.99 each, a 20% discount if you buy 10 or more

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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-09-2009, 09:30 AM
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The Target line is new I think.
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The Target line is new I think.
Yes, yes it is

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post #5 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-09-2009, 09:52 AM
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Paul hate to break it to you but they werent women the were asian men dressed as women

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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LOL damn. I've never seen this one before. Where the hell have I been?

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damn i was expecting something along the lines of "i met a thai lady and..."
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funny shyt.. but that avatar ^^ is even more hilarious

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If they do this today with expected -20 or -30 wind chills ... they deserve my wallet.

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damn i was expecting something along the lines of "i met a thai lady and..."
Thai wut?


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