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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-10-2009, 07:49 AM Thread Starter
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Mao, I think we found one of your kids, may want to admit this one is yours since he seems like he may have some earning potential.

The kid frets the instrument better than my 9 yr old godson can.

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Mao, I think we found one of your kids, may want to admit this one is yours since he seems like he may have some earning potential.
lol. only that kid's singing is just slightly more in key than mao's.

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Love the fact that he didn't get one actual word in there!

I wish I could play a stringed instrument that well though. That's one thing I want to learn how to do is play the guitar correctly.

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lol. only that kid's singing is just slightly more in key than mao's.
Lol that put me on the floor!



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so this kid vs pacman? who wins?
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so this kid vs pacman? who wins?
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Yup he's mine. He sings like me.

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[QUOTE=under200;1615585]Mao, I think we found one of your kids, may want to admit this one is yours since he seems like he may have some earning potential.

well.....he does look a little wee bit like me
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Love the fact that he didn't get one actual word in there!

I wish I could play a stringed instrument that well though. That's one thing I want to learn how to do is play the guitar correctly.
Actually he did get all the words right just you cant understand Amerasian

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .

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Yup he's mine. He sings like me.
get that dude changing tires stat
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