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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 12-16-2009, 09:50 AM Thread Starter
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whats wrong with his advise it was dead on.



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whats wrong with his advise it was dead on.


I thought I might see a response like that.
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can you not see the attachment? I might have done it wrong...
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Ahh, the little Blue Question Mark - Always sums it up nicely

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i see it.

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I see it fine.

And his advise was spot on.

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whats wrong with his advise it was dead on.
Since I own a repair shop , I agree that the advice was correct.

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Typical man.

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I got better advice for her... Stop fuckin up the car and blow yer man.

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Good post.

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I got better advice for her... Stop fuckin up the car and blow yer man.
I dont think this will fix the car.

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that's awesome!

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I dont think this will fix the car.
If she was blowin her man and not driving, the car would not be broke.

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LMFAO gets right to the point and over looks the silly no pertinent crap

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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this is all her fault. if she just had a cell phone, she woulda never found out

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and on that same note, here's why men should never take messages...

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I also might suspect a fouled spark plug. Check the spark plugs too to make sure there is no carbon build up on them.

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and on that same note, here's why men should never take messages...

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its funny because the woman was wanting advice on her husband not the car.

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