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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-23-2009, 02:21 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-23-2009, 02:35 PM
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OMG. That solves it, god is in favor of birth control. Call the pope and let him know to lift the sanctions.

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As a Catholic, I'm offended by this.

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You should be... she's a virgin.. you won't catch anything... put aside the rubber.

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i think its funny how people say islam is strict, but you cant even have sex with your wife to pleasure her. only for making babies. yikes.

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i think its funny how people say islam is strict, but you cant even have sex with your wife to pleasure her. only for making babies. yikes.
But at least you can look before you buy. Hell many even try before they buy if ya know what I mean.

No way I'd be buying in if she had a bag over her head the whole time up until we were married. I don't even use the "feeling lucky" button on google
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Times like there were being Jewish wins. Its a mitzvah to pleasure your wife and make babies, and its forbidden for there to be any physical barriers between you two. So the pill is allowed and condoms are not, does it not get better than that?
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But at least you can look before you buy. Hell many even try before they buy if ya know what I mean.

No way I'd be buying in if she had a bag over her head the whole time up until we were married. I don't even use the "feeling lucky" button on google
what you said is not truth... you can ask to see her without the scarf

its nice to knwo what your speaking of when you talk, huh

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Times like there were being Jewish wins. Its a mitzvah to pleasure your wife and make babies, and its forbidden for there to be any physical barriers between you two. So the pill is allowed and condoms are not, does it not get better than that?
werd up, cept, condoms are allowed here. we get credit for pleasuring our wives.

and did you know christians are not to eat pork either. they just dont care.

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But at least you can look before you buy. Hell 99.999% even try before they buy if ya know what I mean.

No way I'd be buying in if she had a bag over her head the whole time up until we were married. I don't even use the "feeling lucky" button on google
the purpose of this is to keep from being shallow and actually marry for the right reason. there is much more to looks than looks. but you still get to ask about her and what she looks like, and all that. you dont walk into it blind. after talking to her for a while, you get to see her if you want.

to each their own... look at the divorce rate here and there, lemme know what you think (yes you are allowed to divorce)

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