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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-03-2003, 07:51 PM Thread Starter
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Cucumbers vs. Men

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Cucumbers Vs Men
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Cucumbers aren't jealous of your gynecologist, ski
instructor, or your hairdresser.

Cucumbers won't write your name and number
on the men's room wall.

Cucumbers won't ask about your last lover...or
speculate about your next one.

No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.

Cucumbers can handle rejection.

A cucumber won't care what time of the month it is.

A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.

Cucumbers don't leave whisker burns, fall asleep
on your chest or drool on the pillow.

Cucumbers can stay up all night...and you won't
have to sleep on the wet spot.

A cucumber doesn't use your toothbrush, roll-on or hairspray.

Cucumbers won't leave hair in the sink or a ring in the tub.

Cucumbers don't leave dirty shorts on the floor.

A cucumber never forgets to flush the toilet.

A cucumber doesn't flush the toilet while you're taking a shower.

With a cucumber the toilet seat is always the way you left it.

Cucumbers don't compare you to a centerfold.

A cucumber will never call and say, "I have to work late, honey."
and then come home smelling like another cucumberYou can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket...and you know
how firm it is before you take one home.

Cucumbers don't leave you wondering for a month.

A cucumber won't make you go to the drugstore.

A cucumber isn't allergic to your cat.

With a cucumber you don't have to play nurse during
the flu season.

Cucumbers never answer your phone or borrow your car.

A cucumber doesn't turn your bathroom into a library.

Cucumbers won't go through your medicine cabinet.

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Cucumbers don't wax that ASS like a man can..

You..... dumdums
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Men wont leave you with nasty little surprises (cough infection cough) in the morning after a long night of "dancing"...

*edit*
on second thought... some guys will still do that to you
MWAHAHAHAH
ur fkced both ways.

There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery.

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Cucumbers don't wax that ASS like a man can..



They can't take out the garbage either...
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Cucumbers can't chow box...
yeah! i chow mean box!

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Where did it go?? You can't just be eating balloons!! Can you imagine that coming out?? Dude!!

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Quote:
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http://216.65.124.7/original/Videos/balloon%20eater.mpg

How about a balloon
What was that from!

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Quote:
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http://216.65.124.7/original/Videos/balloon%20eater.mpg

How about a balloon

Great googly moogly!!!!

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Whoa. I'm gonna need two questions answered asap.

1- WTF happened to that balloon?

2- WTF is her phone number?

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