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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-02-2010, 10:23 AM Thread Starter
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The differences between women and age

8- You put her in bed and tell her a story,..
18- You tell her a story and then take her in bed,..
28- No need for story to take her in bed,..
38- She tells YOU a story and take YOU in bed,..
48- You tell her stories to avoid getting in bed,..
58- You stay in bed to avoid listening to her stories,.
68- If you succeed taking her in bed,.. now, that'll be a real story,..
78- What story?.. What bed?.. Who are you?..

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-04-2010, 10:28 AM
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WTF??????

48 is ALL WRONG!!!!!!!!!!


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