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post #1 of 22 (permalink) Old 01-03-2010, 11:16 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 22 (permalink) Old 01-03-2010, 11:23 PM
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More like "Do this or GTFO!"

Will save a lot of time, money and hassle.

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post #3 of 22 (permalink) Old 01-03-2010, 11:27 PM
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More like "Do this or GTFO!"

Will save a lot of time, money and hassle.
Pfft. Those big-boobed bitchez get PAID to do all that nastiness. What I do for free, I'm at least gonna enjoy doing.

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post #4 of 22 (permalink) Old 01-04-2010, 12:58 AM
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Pfft. Those big-boobed bitchez get PAID to do all that nastiness. What I do for free, I'm at least gonna enjoy doing.
sometimes girls pay me ...
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...What I do for free, I'm at least gonna enjoy doing.
It isn't free. We pay for it. ...one way or another.

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That's probably a goatse viewing. Or two girls one cup.


Ahh, the intarwebs....I can't even imagine what could top those two videos.

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Arch, I didn't know you shaved your head.
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That's probably a goatse viewing. Or two girls one cup.


Ahh, the intarwebs....I can't even imagine what could top those two videos.
there's plenty of videos containing shit or the likeness of shit that would get a similar reaction. or she could just have a weak stomach.

also there's plenty of horrible things on the former ogrish.com which is now http://www.liveleak.com/?ogr=1

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post #9 of 22 (permalink) Old 01-04-2010, 08:36 AM
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Someone needs to photoshop Jeff's head into that
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post #10 of 22 (permalink) Old 01-04-2010, 08:42 AM
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i save money by watching it on the internet for free.

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Arch, I didn't know you shaved your head.
The wife didn't mention it?

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post #12 of 22 (permalink) Old 01-04-2010, 09:16 AM
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The wife didn't mention it?
*snickers*

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First bike of the year to get kicked over....

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post #14 of 22 (permalink) Old 01-04-2010, 10:27 AM
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It isn't free. We pay for it. ...one way or another.
just a way to make yourself feel better about paying for a hooker. :-)

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Pfft. Those big-boobed bitchez get PAID to do all that nastiness. What I do for free, I'm at least gonna enjoy doing.
How you doing?

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What I do for free, I'm at least gonna pretend to enjoy doing.
Since I know we all have our days...Fixed!!

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It could also be asssmoothie.com. That usually begs that response.

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post #18 of 22 (permalink) Old 01-04-2010, 12:42 PM Thread Starter
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That pic still cracks me up everytime I see it

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Are you working on Jeff's computer by chance?

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yeah, I guess there is no real reason to hide the porn from your dog.

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