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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-05-2010, 10:28 PM Thread Starter

 
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Hmmm?

If you were paddling up the river and your wheels fell off.How many bones would it take to fill up a dog house?

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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-05-2010, 10:55 PM
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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-05-2010, 11:41 PM
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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-06-2010, 02:30 AM
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Purple! Because ice cream has no bones.

Ride smart... stupid hurts.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't...

Godspeed 788!!! We miss you!
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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-06-2010, 04:50 AM
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-06-2010, 09:04 AM Thread Starter

 
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Purple! Because ice cream has no bones.

OMG how do you know that?

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We offer three kinds of service @ Resurrection
GOOD - CHEAP - FAST
You can pick any two
GOOD service CHEAP won't be FAST
GOOD service FAST won't be CHEAP
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-06-2010, 09:05 AM Thread Starter

 
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Will you do my suspension?

Be glad to help

Gus
We offer three kinds of service @ Resurrection
GOOD - CHEAP - FAST
You can pick any two
GOOD service CHEAP won't be FAST
GOOD service FAST won't be CHEAP
FAST service CHEAP won't be GOOD
and cold beer.

I'd love to help but I don't chase parts.
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-12-2010, 03:37 AM
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OMG how do you know that?
I'm full of useless information!

Ride smart... stupid hurts.

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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-12-2010, 08:09 AM
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how can you not already know the answer to this very simple question...duh. missed this thread before...thanks for getting my day started off on a humorous note
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