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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 01-17-2010, 02:22 PM Thread Starter
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fucking butt loving I agree about the scales . That shit is annoying.

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That's just wrong...

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um, wow

Take it to the STREETS!
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The voice acting sucks, but the writing is awesome. Reminds me of Clerks or Mallrats writing. Me likes!

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That seems work safe to me...
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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 01-18-2010, 06:26 PM
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Do people really talk like that to each other? So contrived and trying too hard to be witty?
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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old 01-18-2010, 06:42 PM
pfft.
 
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Didn't click on the link but feel I must point out that ALL chaps are crotchless.
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The best part was the rap music. the lyrics were priceless...
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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 01-18-2010, 09:08 PM
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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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Didn't click on the link but feel I must point out that ALL chaps are crotchless.
and ass-less
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post #14 of 14 (permalink) Old 01-19-2010, 12:18 PM
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when i click that link it comes up to some cartoon about lady gaga's death.

i was fucken trying to order a set of chaps



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