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yes its funny,

girl plays the typical buy me a drink at the bar cause we just met game

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i went to one of those "mailbox" nights at Durkins downtown where everyones wearing a number and you write messages to them and put it in a mailbox. then they pick it up, read it and respond. i thought one of the waitresses was pretty cute. so i wrote "is it against the rules to ask you out?" and she replied "maybe... buy a drink and we'll talk" i replied "if i wanted to spend money to talk, id call a phone sex line." and that was the end of my night at Durkins.

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leykis didnt tell me anything new. but he was able to put it in clearer and more concise expressions.

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i went to one of those "mailbox" nights at Durkins downtown where everyones wearing a number and you write messages to them and put it in a mailbox. then they pick it up, read it and respond. i thought one of the waitresses was pretty cute. so i wrote "is it against the rules to ask you out?" and she replied "maybe... buy a drink and we'll talk" i replied "if i wanted to spend money to talk, id call a phone sex line." and that was the end of my night at Durkins.
jeff jeff jeff she didnt want you to buy her a drink she just wanted you to be happy and buy yourself a drink

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There is cheap and there is broke. The man has a point, if they are both broke why should he hurt more ?

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when i have a tan, leggy SA woman looking me in the eyes... maybe

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when i have a tan, leggy SA woman looking me in the eyes... maybe
Son, May I Suggest a Complete Overhaul? - Everything you think now, forget it - Start Fresh - There's hope yet

I say this as from what i see, your current strategy is not working in your best interest - Quit touching the hot stove - Learn a new way

Just here to help - It's 2010 - Make it happen

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I shall learn the ways - of the popped collar - striped button down - paying out the wallet - spikey hair - crotch-grinding to cascada - the ways of the guido.

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I shall learn the ways - of the popped collar - striped button down - paying out the wallet - spikey hair - crotch-grinding to cascada - the ways of the guido.
i heard mtv has a documentary on said species.

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I say this as from what i see, your current strategy is not working in your best interest - Quit touching the hot stove - Learn a new way

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Son, May I Suggest a Complete Overhaul? - Everything you think now, forget it - Start Fresh - There's hope yet

I say this as from what i see, your current strategy is not working in your best interest - Quit touching the hot stove - Learn a new way

Just here to help - It's 2010 - Make it happen
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After they buy me a drink first or I get a refill and ask if they need one. Saw it too many times, somewhat attractive girl just goes up to a guy and asks for a drink out of the blue after only asking his name. Sort of a rude introduction, (hi, give me something) Poor chump buys it and then expects a little conversation and the girl runs back to her friends with the drink. Even more painful when the guy goes over after she bolts to the table trying to get some conversation and they ignore him. Break the cycle men. It is like watching Charlie Brown fall on his ass after Lucy pulls the ball out, time after time..... Now if you have been talking to someone for a while and there is a connection, you meet a cool group of new people and you settle in with them or if your on a date no problem, buy drinks back and forth all night, but avoid the flyby free drink girls who you don't know. Drinks are cheap so it is not a money issue but rather an issue of self-respect.

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Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.

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I shall learn the ways - of the popped collar - striped button down - paying out the wallet - spikey hair - crotch-grinding to cascada - the ways of the guido.
First off figure out what kind of girl you want to be with. Then take a honest look at yourself and decide if that girl is going to want to be with you.

Then decide if you want to change to become what that girl will want, if not change which girl you want to be with.

Finally seek out whatever persona you ended up with. That's the formula for happiness right there.
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First off figure out what kind of girl you want to be with. Then take a honest look at yourself and decide if that girl is going to want to be with you.

Then decide if you want to change to become what that girl will want, if not change which girl you want to be with.

Finally seek out whatever persona you ended up with. That's the formula for happiness right there.
that sounds like the formula for a rocky relationship right there. isnt that how most fail? someone trying or expecting change in the other

if you want to start getting philosophical on relationship criteria, i think the more important question is. do you want to meet someone who completes you, or do you want to meet someone who has their shit together as you do and just enjoy each others company?

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First off figure out what kind of girl you want to be with. Then take a honest look at yourself and decide if that girl is going to want to be with you.

Then decide if you want to change to become what that girl will want, if not change which girl you want to be with.

Finally seek out whatever persona you ended up with. That's the formula for happiness right there.
Why should he change? People don't change. They should love him for the person he is today because that is who is going to be for the rest of his life.

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you guys misunderstood me.

The point is if you aren't the type of guy she is going to want to be with it will never work or never happen.

the guy doesn't have to change if he doesn't want to then he needs to realize the type he thinks he likes really isn't the type he wants.

he wants someone that is going to want him.
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example some out of shape dude with no interest in taking care of his body only being interested in athletic girls

that's a simplistic example of course but you get the point
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i understood your point, i just dont understand the purpose of it in regards to the OT. its simply bout not buying drinks for em because youre gonna get burned. and maybe get the burn

i watch my cousin do this shit all the time. last time we were out i saw her walk straight to the bar and start talking to a guy, he bought her a drink and then she shook his hand "nice to meet you" and started walking around the bar with a drink in each hand sipping, looking for the next one.

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My point was directed at all the people telling you to change your ways for looking for dates.
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