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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-21-2010, 05:00 AM Thread Starter
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Conan's Bugatti Veyron Mouse

Now he's just trying to stick it to NBC, and do crazy expensive bits. Between the Veyron and the rights to play Satisfaction while showing it, it costs 1.5 million dollars. I'd be surprised if they actually purchased the car though.


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I wonder what he'll do for the rest of the week. His viewing ratings have to be up this week since it's the last few days of his show.

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I have to admit that was a funny skit, but its all in mutual fun with the network. They are getting such high ratings on his show right now that every big celebrity's agent is probably blowing up their phones to get on the "last days of conan" shows.

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He's slams against NBC have been great.

You wanna see my itinerary?
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hopefully triumph makes an appearance.
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conan's on fire this past week

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I loved this! From Conan's show 1/19:

“A lot of papers are now reporting that I am now legally prohibited from saying anything negative about NBC. So goodnight ladies and gentlemen, it’s been a great show!”

“It’s been widely reported that I can’t say anything negative about the network. Luckily, folks, they’re not saying I can’t sing anything negative.”

And he did, to the Star Wars theme:

Morons, incompetent morons
These people are morons
La di di di

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/conan-will-not-be-muzzled/

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"...Luckily, folks, they’re not saying I can’t sing anything negative.”

And he did, to the Star Wars theme:

Morons, incompetent morons
These people are morons
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hopefully triumph makes an appearance.
ha! one of my favorite (not from the tonite show) is when triumph goes to the starwars convention. freakin hilarious!

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I think Triumph is a Robert Smigel creation, and hopefully not NBC's "intellectual" property? Since I've seen him on NBC and Comedy Central, he may be able to make Conan appearances if he goes to Fox or ABC perhaps?

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Love the Bugatti Mouse.

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It was a loaner. a beautiful loaner.

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figured as much, still funny as fuck.

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