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post #1 of 41 (permalink) Old 09-08-2003, 10:07 AM Thread Starter
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You can pick your nose...




You can pick your friends...








But, don't pick your friend's nose!

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post #2 of 41 (permalink) Old 09-08-2003, 10:08 AM
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oh you filthy fucker! thats the last time I pass out around you!!!

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ROFL, I was like damn that looks like Chris




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It wouldn't be as funny, if it wasn't for Chris' response lmao
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HAAAAHAHAHA!!

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It works especially well with the new avatar.
haha, ironic isnt it. lol

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wow.. that does look like chris........
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wow.. that does look like chris........
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wow.. that does look like chris........
it is me! at least they didnt draw big dicks on my face or anything.

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I was gonna T-Bag him... But nobody would take the pic...

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its funny cause he's flicking you off at the same point!
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I know, Chris has wierd taste in style... I don't know what he is thinking!

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I know, Chris has wierd taste in style... I don't know what he is thinking!
hey thats your fucking ghetto couch! lol, sucka!

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you ever ci=onsider where that finger was beforehand!!

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you ever ci=onsider where that finger was beforehand!!
Hmm... you're right... It did kindof smell like... ... ...



















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Chris , now that gives me a few ideas for our road trip....

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I was gonna T-Bag him... But nobody would take the pic...




Hahaha now that is nasty ! But would have been a great PIC !

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