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Translation ... "Sportbikers get some" (?)

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Translation ... "Sportbikers get some" (?)
You have to ask?

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You have to ask?

Not really, but there's definitely a wittier/better way to put it. Food coma fogs my brain, sorry.

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Not really, but there's definitely a wittier/better way to put it. Food coma fogs my brain, sorry.
You know, it also implies that female sportbikers make love to women on the bed.

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You know, it also implies that female sportbikers make love to women on the bed.
Nothing wrong with a little girl-on-girl action

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hmmm... wonder if that's true.

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so i have a dirtbike, supermoto and a sportbike.... that mean i like multiple positions?

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Not really, but there's definitely a wittier/better way to put it. Food coma fogs my brain, sorry.
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apparently it also makes the connection that Ken likes Maxell cassette tapes.

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apparently it also makes the connection that Ken likes Maxell cassette tapes.
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Translation ... "Ducati owners get some" (?)

fixed it for you..


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looks like an MV

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so i have a dirtbike, supermoto and a sportbike.... that mean i like multiple positions?
I think that means you cheat.
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Damn, good eyes, I didnt see that text down there.




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Damn, good eyes, I didnt see that text down there.
ducati owners only see what they want to see

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ducati owners only see what they want to see
Kinda like virgin liberals




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Kinda like virgin liberals
nah, liberals are a bunch of whores that pop out children on the taxpayers dime.

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so i have a dirtbike, supermoto and a sportbike.... that mean i like multiple positions?
I would take it as you are afraid of commitment

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my bike says i know how to jackhammer teh snatch
Pics or... nevermind.. It didn't happen

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