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A Blind Cowboy

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given
that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given
that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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Its funny cause they are blondes who wouldn't get the joke because they are stereotypically stupid in nature. So he would end up explaining it to each of them, essentially still making a blonde joke in the end.

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Its funny cause they are blondes who wouldn't get the joke because they are stereotypically stupid in nature. So he would end up explaining it to each of them, essentially still making a blonde joke in the end.
thanks jeff, i didn't get it at first..

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So these are some of the biggest bull dikes on the planet?

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So these are some of the biggest bull dikes on the planet?
Might be fun to get our ass kicked by them?
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So these are some of the biggest bull dikes on the planet?
Nope
That's about average size for the bull dyke species

You're confusing them with the lipstick variety.. Which is smaller and less mannish... (also quite rare.. BD's out number the lipsticks everywhere but hustler and penthouse)
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thanks jeff, i didn't get it at first..
Np, That's why I'm here.

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Nope
That's about average size for the bull dyke species

You're confusing them with the lipstick variety.. Which is smaller and less mannish... (also quite rare.. BD's out number the lipsticks everywhere but hustler and penthouse)
Wait, Mannish like Mannish Goel, the actor from India?


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Wait, Mannish like Mannish Goel, the actor from India?

Not mannish.

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not sure what to make of this.. are those dudes?
seriously?
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Um, yes, those are dudes.

Greg, I'm gonna have to teach you about the difference between crossdressing guys and BD's? I thought you already new better!!!!

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Um, yes, those are dudes.

Greg, I'm gonna have to teach you about the difference between crossdressing guys and BD's? I thought you already new better!!!!
I knew the top ones are
but the bottoms?

almost makes you feel for Danny Bonaduci eh?

btw.. I don't even know what a BD is?
or maybe I do.. and it's just not clicking..

Remember... I am a big cornfed indiana boy at heart.. talk about being a fish out of water in the element I migrated into
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